it started out that the upstairs of our house was overrun with squirrels. i couldn't tell if they were tame or not, so i was loathe to let the kids pet them, even though the squirrels didn't seem to be the least bit frightened of us. they were eating the cat kibble and running across our beds and stuff. the kids were delighted and invited all the neighourhood kids in to play. one of the neighbour DADS, who i've always kind of thought of as hot, also came in, and he just invited himself into our bedroom. misha was just getting up and was standing by one of the windows talking to some other adult who was outside, looking up. when hot neighbour dad came into our room i realized misha was standing there buck naked and said, "uh, honey.....everyone can see your winky." hot neighbour dad was sitting on the end of our bed and he was looking rather lasciviously at misha! he even said something about how misha's penis was quite impressive and didn't need to be hidden away on his account. i stood there gaping as hot neighbour daddy started to take off his own clothes and he and misha were making some serious sexy eye contact! when hot neighbour daddy got totally naked i realised he was misha's body twin! i started to feel pretty freaking lucky at that point, when suddenly squirrels came bounding into the room, followed closely by a hoarde of neighbourhood boys! misha and neighbour daddy were totally oblivious and starting to make-out but i felt extreme anxiety and turned to the door to make sure the kids didn't see what was happening. i was too late for one of the older boys, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the scene even though i was forcibly using my hand to steer his chin and my body to push him out of the doorway. "what...what are they doing in there?" he said as i shut the door behind me, feeling both still kind of turned on, and kind of aghast, and kind of peeved that i was being left out because i had to make sure these kids saw nothing untoward happening between their dad and my husband. "they're...they're...they're trapping squirrels," i said, nonchalantly. "now who wants some lemonade?"