i dreamed last night that my inlaws moved back into the city, into this really swank downtown apartment. and we were staying with them for a while. leon's brother was back to living with them and he was being a grouchy pissant, and he stomped out of the place, and leon's mom said, "ugh! libras! they're all a bunch of idiots!" and i said, "um, hey...i'm a libra." and she just totally dismissed me. then leon got a phone call on his cell to go out with two other friends (one was tommy chong, and one was this guy that i only really know in a "oh i know OF him" way on the flaming lips message board), so i kissed him goodbye and he left. then i decided i didn't like being stuck in my inlaws apartment with them and no one else around so i got dressed up in this fabulous multi-layerd victorian dress that was red and black and beaded and floofy and decided to walk around downtown looking for leon. i came across this "halloween clearance" store and bought some plastic red devil horns and fishnets. then i found this cell phone recycling place, that was giving away free cell phones, and picked one. i dialed leon's cell phone number and tommy chong answered. i didn't want to seem like i was checking up on leon, so i tried to disguise my voice and said, "oh, hello, can i speak to bob?" and tommy chong goes, "what? huh? you wanna speak to leon? he's indisposed right now." and i said, "no, no, not leon. bob." and he said, "yeah, leon just went into this cat house...you know...to get himself serviced, if you know what i'm sayin'." and i was really shocked and hurt and hung up.