i dreamed that i was at a "medieval sugar festival"(?) with misha, and i had constructed a very large scale model of a castle using nothing but hardened sugar. it was taller than me and wider than my living room and very detailed. i was very proud of it. after it was finished and on display, misha and i were put on "security detail" and had to walk thorugh the grounds and the building the fest was being held on/in. we split up for a bit and when i returned to admire my sugar castle again, i found misha had, with the help of several other people, pushed it outdoors into the rain and puddles, and it was slowly melting away into nothingness. i got very upset and demanded to know why he'd permitted people to do that to my creation. his answer was that a couple of tons of new sugar had just been delivered and they were making way for the building of an actual life-size replica of a medieval castle that would put mine to shame. i was furious and offended and left in a huff.

i was patroling the playground then and found a very tall (i'm talking, seven feet) teenaged boy picking on younger children there. i tried to kick him off the playground using the threat of finding his parents and telling them, but he kept ignoring me and continuing to push down and hurt other smaller kids. as he climbed up onto a set of monkey bars i grabbed him by the ankles and pulled him down hard. this had the consequence of him smacking his head on the metal bars, knocking him unconcious. as i realized what i'd done i felt someone tap me on the shoulder and turned around to find myself staring into the stomach of a giantess. she stood around ten feet high and had a miserable chunky manly face and dry straw-like hair. i realized in a moment that she had to have been his mother and she didn't look too happy about the fact that i'd K.O.'ed him. i tried to explain what had happened and why i'd done what i did, but she wasn't having any of it and pulled her arm back in preparation for socking me. i warned her to back off and that i would call the police if i had to. she wouldn't listen and swung at me. i dodged and kicked at her tree-trunk legs and she stumbled back. i took the opportunity to swing her still-unconcious son over my shoulder and made a dash towards the main building of the festival to recruit help or find a phone. she followed me, though, and caught up. she grabbed my shoulder and i turned around and hit her square in the stomach, once, twice, three times, all while trying to balance the teenager too. she kept coming but was slowed up some. i finally picked up a long piece of wood and told her to back off or i'd hit her with it. she kept coming, kept coming, and so i finally smacked her hard across the face with the wood. that knocked her off her feet and she tumbled down into an "off limits" area where pallets and metal machinary were being stored. i lost sight of her behind some piles of junk and sat down to check to see if the boy was bleeding from his head or anything. just as i laid him down to check him out, she re-appeared, weilding some kind of crazy bladed piece of gardening equipment and shrieking at the top of her lungs, coming straight at me. i stood up, slinging the boy back over my shoulder, and picked up my own piece of metal, though i can't remember exactly what it was. before she even got within striking distance i through the hunk of iron straight at her and it hit her in the head and she was down and out.

i walked over to where she was laying, grabbed her by the collar, and started to drag her and carry the boy out to the road. i hailed a cab and as she started to come to i tossed both of them into the back seat. before she was really with it, i fumbled around into her coat pocket and found her wallet. from it, i removed her ID and put it in my pocket.

"now i know your name and where you live. be thankful i didn't call the cops," i said.

she was pissed but knew she couldn't do anything against me and just stared straight ahead, pulling her giant son in towards her and grimacing. i slammed the taxi door shut and went back to watch my castle melt away completely in the rain.