last night me and simon pegg were crushing out on each other, and when he saw i'd gotten an email from ivan reitman asking me out on a date, he got super jealous and started to sulk. he was inconsolable, believing that i was going to "run off with that rich old twat, just because he said he might introduce you to dan aykroyd".

oh simon. i fancy you much more than reitman...though the aykroyd thing...well. anyway. don't worry, i won't leave you, baby.